Double digits!
Today’s mission was to do a “runner” or, as I know it, a “dine and dash”. For those unfamiliar – a dine and dash is when you go to a restaurant, eat, and leave without paying.
One of my running jokes is when I go to a restaurant with family/friends, we finish eating and I look at everyone, make as if I’m about to get up and say “so, dine and dash?” The book wants to deprive me of that joke. I won’t let it.
Also, I was at work all day long, and the only way we can eat is if we bring our food or order a delivery. I didn’t feel like starving today.
Tomorrow: Insult an Alien Day


