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Happy Birthday, Superman!

1 Jun

For a man of 70, he don't look half bad...

Today (June 1st, 2008 ) is Superman’s 70th birthday. I thought I’d take this opportunity to discuss the character a little bit, and tell you guys what I think of ol’ Blue.

It cannot be argues that Superman is one of the greatest superheroes out there. Power-wise there are not many who can go toe to toe with him (and that’s part of the problem, more on that, in a bit). He’s also the one who brought about the “age of heroes”, it was due to Action Comics selling so well that DC started putting out books like Detective Comics, and the Marvel (then Timely) super-hero books would never would have seen the light of day were it not for him. But does Superman, as a character, work in today’s day and age?

Honestly, I don’t think so. I don’t read any Superman books, I find him boring. Superman’s ideals of “Truth, Justice and the American Way” are all well and good, but today’s society is not the society that was around 70 years ago. First off, the global village is drawing ever nearer – so shouldn’t it be “the earthly way” or “the global way”. Secondly, there’s the matter of powers. Superman is a god among men. He can do anything. The biggest problem with Superman, and I’m not the first (nor am I the last) to say this, he cannot be challenged. That’s why people keep resorting to that stupid green rock. That stupid, moronic rock. When people realized they couldn’t just keep resorting to the green rock, they brought in a red one. Great.

But sitting here and complaining is all well and good, but everyone can complain. Here is how I would go about Superman, given the chance. There are two things I will address – the first is the “Truth, Justice and the American Way” thing. I will take each of those values and examine them, really examine how they pertain to Superman and the world around him. Is Superman really following his own ideals? I’m not going to go into specifics here, I am still a writer planning on writing comics, so these are story ideas I would actually be interested in doing. I really think that there is a story to be had by taking these ideals and examining them with a 21st century mindset.

The other way to explore Superman stories is not to focus on Superman. Focus on the world around him and how they react to having a god among them. Superman has a great supporting cast around him – Perry White, Jimmy Olsen and most importantly, Lois Lane. What’s it like being married to a god? How does it feel going to bed knowing the world’s most powerful man lies next to you? These are where the stories are. But it’s not just Superman friends – his villains should also make fascinating stories. You see, mainstream audience don’t know this, but Superman does indeed have a rogue’s gallery. Quite a good one, too. It’s not just Luthor and the rock. Brainiac, Parasite, Metallo. Hell, even semi-ridiculous villains like the Toyman and
Mr. Mxyzptlk can all pose interesting dilemmas, as long as you make the story about them rather than the Big Boy Scout.

It seems that is the way the Super-Books are going now, with the Zod arc which finally completed a couple weeks ago, and Geoff Johns upcoming Brainiac arc. We’ll see how things shape up.

So – Happy Birthday Kal-El, may the next 70 years be just as good (hopefully without dying this time around).

My Stack o’ Comics for 28.5.08

31 May

This week was a heavy comic week, with some big titles and all around good fun. Pretty much the biggest title out this week was Final Crisis #1. DC’s event for the summer, Final Crisis was much hyped as the Crisis to end all Crisises (Crisisi?). So how does it stand up? Final Crisis suffers from the same thing many, many DC books suffer from – not being new-reader friendly. Like many books before it, Final Crisis assumes you have a working knowledge of who the New Gods are, and familiarity with obscure characters such as Anthro and Turpin. Furthermore, I think the book lacked the oomph of a first issue event book. It was very low-key, and even the major death taking place felt rushed and out of place. Don’t get me wrong, the book is wonderfully written, and beautifully drawn, it just has some problems.

Grant Morrison’s other offering this week was Batman #677, the second of part of the R.I.P. story-line. This issue just proves Morrinson’s genius. Without actually telling us anything, Morrison makes a suggestion as to the true identity of the Black Glove, and if that suggestion is true, then by god, I’m already saying this is the best Batman story I’ve ever read (taking the place of Arkham Asylum, another Morrison gem). The third DC offering I’ve got this week is Geoff Johns’ wonderful epic – Green Lantern. This is the one book DC does which caters to new readers. Like many others I jumped aboard the Green Lantern train with the Sinestro Corps, so having an arc focusing on the origin of Hal makes perfect sense. Johns also does a great job of integrating the new elements he’s incorporated into the Green Lantern mythos into the origin, so it actually feels like they’ve been there all along.

Moving on to the competition, Marvel saw a bevy of books hit today, with the X-books really hitting hard. First up, Uncanny X-Men #498. It really feels like this book is stalling, waiting for #500. This issue really isn’t all that different from the previous one – we’ve got Wolverine, Colossus and Nightcrawler in a long fight scene, and Cyclops and Emma wandering around hippie San-Francisco. X-Men: Legacy #212 came out this week, and this series continually gets better and better. This issue sees Gambit join up Xavier, and frankly I hope he becomes a permanent cast-member of the book, I love the little Cajun bastard. The flashback scenes are illustrated this time around by Mike Deodato, and they’re freakin’ gorgeous. We also got the fourth issue of X-Force, which continued the violence and mining concepts from the 90′s. Seriously, this title has brought back more 90′s concepts that I’ve ever seen in a single book not produced in the 90′s – we’ve got Bastion, Magus, Donald Pierce and now Archangel. The title has a great old-school feel, without being campy. And those drawings/paintings are amazing.
The real crown jewel of the X-Books this week was Giant Size X-Men #1, the issue that caps off the Whedon/Cassaday run. Their run was a glorious one, giving us some of the best X-moments in history. The final issue was great, but like Final Crisis, I felt it lacked a certain “oomph” to make it stand up to the rest of the series. There was also the matter of bringing all the Marvel heroes, just to make them stand around and do nothing, I didn’t see the point of that, really. Lastly, I’m kind of sad to see Kitty go, as I really like the character, hopefully she’ll be back sooner rather than later.

Daredevil #107 saw Ed Brubaker team up with none other than his old Gotham Central buddy – Greg Rucka. The result is a great issue, which may see Matt Murdock coming out of his long depression, and begin to do something a little other than just punch people. Luke Cage made a guest appearance, but only as a plot-introduction device, saw I thought that was kind of pointless. Moving from the streets of New York to the mightiest city of all – Thor #9 focuses on the Odinson’s Asgardian friends, mainly Balder and Loki. I really like JMS’s new take on the Asgardians, and his Loki is so deliciously evil, it’s astounding. Watching her manipulate all those around her is great, and as I said before, I want to be much deeper into this run, just to see how things develop from here.

Immortal Iron Fist #15 gives us a look at another of the Iron Fists. This time around it’s Bei Bang-Wen, also known as “The Perfect Strategy Mind”. I really liked how each of the different Iron Fists used Shao-Lao’s power in a different way, and Bei Bang-Wen may be the coolest use so far. While Danny, Orson and Wu-Ao Shi all used their power in an offensive manner, Bei uses it to boost his cerebral capacity, planning battles and making himself the ultimate strategist. The story itself is nice, following Bei’s arc of redemption, with some nice art, but nothing overly spectacular. There’s only one more issue before Brubaker and Fraction step off the title, which kind of sucks. Hopefully the new writer (the guy who does Cable whose name I don’t remember) will be just as good.

Ultimate Spider-Man #122 came out this week, and it’s another done-in-one issue, like last month’s. This time we focus on the Shocker and his life. I really gotta say that Bendis makes me feel kinda sorry for ol’ Herman. He’s really not had it easy, and Spider-Man continually beating on him isn’t helping. A great story, with spectacular art by Stuart Imonnen, but I’m ready for the next long arc, the Symbiote Wars! Another Spider-Man-centric book out was New Avengers #41, which showcases the Savage Land and its members. The story fills in the blanks happening since New Avengers #6 and now, with Ka-Zar, Sheena and the rest of the Savage Landers fighting back the Skrulls who have taken up in the Savage Land. Overall, I felt this issue was kind of pointless, as it didn’t really tell us anything new. I could’ve figured out on my own that the rogue SHIELD agents seen in the New Avenger’s first arc were Skrulls, so I didn’t really feel the need to have an entire issue devoted to it.

In Young Avengers Presents #5, Stature takes center stage, for the second time (she was a key part of the Vision’s issue last month). This really is an expertly crafted tale, that comes closest to the original take on the characters.

Lastly, Marvel 1985 (for which I wrote a long review over at Comic Addiction, check it out Here), is a beautiful book. Both from an art and story perspective. It really talks to comic fan at heart, and Millar clearly has a lot of love for the medium.

That’s all for this week, see you in seven.

New Reviews are Up!

25 May

My first batch of reviews over at Comic Addiction are up.

Click on the covers to head over to the individual reviews:

Justice Society of America #15

Fantastic Four #557

Ultimate Fantastic Four #54

Also be sure to check out all the other reviews by the rest of the talented Comic Addiction Review Crew, enjoy!

My Stack o’ Comics for 21.5.08

22 May

“My Stack o’ Comics for…” is a new feature I want to start here, where I’ll list the comics I got this week, and talk a little about each. These are sorta reviews, but they’re not really in-depth reviews, more like general opinions. If you’re looking for reviews, then I have some good news – I’m back on reviewing comics (!!), since Silver Bullet Comics died, my new home is Comic Addiction. My first batch of reviews has already been sent in, so expect those to go live on the site soon!

So, let’s get started.

First up, Justice Society of America #15. This book is the latest in the long-winded Kingdom Come seqeul by Geoff Johns and Alex Ross. It’s really getting kind of tiring, I could’ve swore they’ve been doing this for 10-15 issues, so imagine my suprise when I realized it’s only been 6. I’m ready to get this over with and move on to other stories. This horse has been beaten, throughly. That’s it for DC, I’m a Marvel guy.

Ultimate X-Men #94, wow, what a great issue. My opinions may be skewed as we’re coming out of the hated Kirkman run, but I thought this issue was superb. Great ultimate twists on existing concepts (Banshee, which is not a person, but a drug akin to MGH or Kick), some great character moments, and a kick-ass new team (well, two kick-ass new teams, actually). Mark Brooks’ art kicks major ass! Elsewhere in the Ultimate U. we’ve got Ultimate Fantastic Four #54. The story really hasn’t kicked off yet, as the issue spends most of its time setting up the various plot threads that will run through this arc, the art’s not as good as it could be, the
book desperately needs an inker to step things up a bit.

An issue of the “regular” Fantastic Four (#557) hit this week, as well. Honestly, I don’t get the hype around this book. Sure, it’s Millar and Hitch, but the book is not Ultimates. So far, I have yet to be blown away. I found the “Giant Robot” story to be pretty lame, the one good thing were the aftermath scenes, those were very well written. And that last page, whoowee, what a last page.

We’ve got 2 Avengers book this week. Mighty Avengers #14 took a look at the Sentry and how he fits into Secret Invasion. The Sentry is one complicated character to get a handle on, due to an extremely convoluted back story, but once you get into the groove of things, it’s pretty entertaining. It seems Sentry still has role to play in Secret Invasion, and not what people expect (i.e., I blink and everything is fixed). Over at Camp Hammond things aren’t so bright. This week only proves that Avengers: The Initiative really depends on its creative teams. We’ve had several issues with fill-in artist Steve Uy, and the quality of the book always dropped when he showed up. This week (#13), however, has Dan Slott handing the writing chores over to Christos N. Gage. The result is boring, uninspired, and a complete waste of time.

Marvel’s mutants got two books this week, X-Factor #31 and X-Men: Divided We Stand #2. Both were depressing. X-Factor showed us the very bleak Mutant Town being blown to bits, things aren’t looking up for the members of X-Factor, as their home seems headed for the crapper. Divided We Stand showcased some characters revving up for things to come, we’ve got things like the return of Magik, Havok in prison, Beast closing up shop at the Mansion and several other stories, if this is a look of things to come – I’m on board.

Lastly, some solo books. The latest installment of Brubaker’s masterpiece came out. I’m talking about Captain America #38 of course. This book is just epic. For over 3 years Brubaker has masterfully weaved an ongoing storyline that just works perfectly. I’m not to crazy about the real identity of “Other Cap”, but I’m willing to take it, “In Brubaker we trust”. Iron Man: Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. #29 hit, and while it was good, it didn’t even come close to last issue, which was the single best Iron Man issue I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. Invincible Iron Man #1, which came out a couple of weeks ago, was also better. Lastly, Amazing Spider-Man #560. I must say that since the beginning of Brand New Day, Paper Doll is the only one of the new villains that even comes close to Spidey’s classic villains. Mr. Negative was close, but there’s a certain creepy charm to Paper Doll, and I hope they expand on her beyond the stalker-aspect she seems to be showing in this arc. And that last page is one hell of whopper, if only it would have been drawn better, it would be the perfect last page.

Best book of the stack would go to Ultimate X-Men #94 and I gotta say I am absolutley psyched to give it that honor, the book has been sucking for far too long. Worst of the bunch goes to Justice Society of America #15, this book is for die-hard DC fans, which I am not.

See you next week.

Skrull Watch #2

9 May

Another month has passed, and another installment of Secret Invasion has hit store shelves. I took it upon myself, once again, to delve into the depths of the issue (and the issues surrounding it) and see what interesting questions I can drudge up. Once again, this is not a review, it’s just an analysis of Secret Invasion #2 (with snippets of New Avengers #40 and Mighty Avengers #12-13 thrown in for good measure).

Clint Barton’s Really Bad Year

So the last couple of crossovers have been kinda bad for Clint Barton (aka Hawkeye aka Ronin). They killed him in Avengers: Disassembled. House of M brought him back, only to kill him once more. He then spent a while walking the Earth, trying to make sense of the world. And now he sees his (dead) wife stumble out of a Skrull ship, supposedly human.

In the issue we get to see the result of this much psychological pain – he just snaps. In one of the coolest Hawkeye (yes, Hawkeye) moments, Clint just picks up a bow and starts shooting up everyone. This of course leads to the reunion between Clint and Mockingbird, and a moment that will probably go down in history as “The October 12th Test”. Now this reunion could be interpreted in either a very touching moment or a very sinister moment. It all depends on which of these is a Skrull (if any). The way I see it, there are three possibilities. Either we’re watching the real deal, both Clint and Mockingbird are genuine humans. The other possibility is that Mockingbird’s a Skrull, and the green-chinned bastards managed to somehow (it’s not that hard, really) find out what happened on October 12th. Lastly, they’re both Skrulls, and the whole thing was a big show for Luke and Wolverine. Which is damned evil.

The Many Allegiances of Jessica Drew

So Spider-Woman’s a Skrull. Not only that – she’s the Skrull Queen! This little revelation pretty much makes Jessica Drew the most important character in the story. Once someone on the human side realizes who she really is, she effectively becomes the first target. That’s all well and good, but you also have to look at who Jessica is – she’s simultaneously an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D, Hydra, a New Avenger and a member of the Mighty Avengers. She’s one of the most well-connected characters in the Marvel U. That’s a pretty good place for a Skrull to be. The question that needs to be asked is when was Spider-Woman replaced?

My guess is that in New Avengers #1 it’s already a Skrull. But it’s an interesting point to think about, how all these allegiances will play into Secret Invasion.

The most important scene, however, is in Mighty Avengers #12 – where Jess is shown to be talking to Nick Fury. It’s made clear that Jess is one of the only people in steady contact with Nick, so is this Jess the real deal or a Skrull? If she is a Skrull, that means that any and all info Fury’s getting is bogus. Boy, will he be pissed.

Keeping on Those Baby Blues

In my last Skrull Watch I posited the “Blue Eyes Theory”, in that any character that is shown to possess clear blue eyes is a potential Skrull (due to the fact that the three Skrull reveals possessed those eyes. Here are the characters possessing blue eyes in #2 -

One thing of note is that shot of Young Avengers – note how none of them have blue eyes except Hulking, who IS a Skrull?

That’s it for this month, more in 4 weeks!

10 things I’m looking forward to…

13 Apr

Everyone loves lists, right?

In the spirit of list-loving, I give you – 10 things I’m looking forward to.

First up on the list – the second half of the fourth season of Lost. It has been recently reported that the shortened season (due to the writer’s strike) will end up with an extra hour, in the form of 2-hour finale, as opposed to the 1-hour finale previously planned. This is great news, as the fourth season is shaping up to be the best season of the show so far, chock-filled with revelations and answers.

Next up – the remainder of Secret Invasion, from Marvel. The first issue hit last week, and it was an absolute blast. Marvel, with Brian Michael Bendis at the helm, have planned an event 5 years in the making. With key Marvel figures out of the picture, things don’t look for the various non-Skrulled Marvel heroes (whoever they may end up being). Secret Invasion is the comic-event to read, and the one I’m looking forward to the most.

The Iron Man movie is something special. It is the first Marvel movie to be produced by Marvel. The one major advantage of having Marvel produce their own movies – now they don’t owe anything to anyone. No big company to force a villain into a movie, or demand that a certain character get more face time. If it doesn’t suit the story – it’s out. That and the fact that the cast for this movie is incredible make Iron Man one of the two most anticipated movies in the coming months.

The Dark Knight is the other superhero movie coming out this year (ok, there’s Hulk too, but it doesn’t even begin to stack up to Dark Knight and Iron Man), and one that I have been waiting for since that last scene in Batman Begins. Batman’s rogues make for great stories, and personally I’m hoping this series gets to all of them. But right now, I’ll settle for Joker (with a sprinkling of Two-Face and Scarecrow on the side).

Forget Tekken, forget Mortal Kombat, forget Street Fighter. The Soul Calibur series is the definitive fighting game series. Soul Calibur IV seems to uphold the series’ traditions – The rich, diverse characters, the weapon-based combat, and the spectacular artistic design – this game is just beautiful. And with the recent announcement of Vader (for the PS3) and Yoda (for the XBox 360) making an appearance, this game is gonna be awesome. Add to that the fact that the PS3 is greatly missing an awesome fighter, this is eagerly waited for.

What is shaping up to be the most creative game for the PS3, LittleBigPlanet (that’s right – no spaces) caught my eye the first time I saw it being presented (I believe it was GDC 07, but I’m not sure). The sheer amount of options you have at your fingertips had my mind racing with the possibilities. With what looks to be a great community, this game is going to be on the PS3s biggest hits, and I want in.

Playstation Home is Sony’s answer to Microsoft’s Xbox Live. And once it hits sometime in the next couple of months, it’s going to eat Live, er, alive. Sony’s online network is going to be a fully 3d, fully interactive world, where players can communicate with each other, hang out, and engage in various activities. Sony is taking a long time with Home (it was originally slated for release last November), and I hope that is to iron out all the kinks in it. So it’s gonna be great!

The brainchild of Sims developer Will Wright, Spore looks to be one of the biggest games ever made. Spanning the course of several million years, the game has you follow a creature from the primordial pool, all the way to conquering the universe (if that’s your cup of tea). The game promises to offer gamers a completely individual experience, with truly open ended gameplay. I hope the game rejuvenates the PC gaming field, a field that has grown stale over that last couple of years.

Since it first came out, back in 1997, fans (present company included) have been waiting for Starcraft II. The original is probably the best real-time strategy game ever made, and was so incredibly balanced – people still play it in tournaments. The screen shots and game footage already released prove that the game is still the same good ol’ Starcraft, but with an added layer of polish and better gameplay.

What’s so special about the Tokyo Game Show? Why not list one of the zillion of other shows out there? Well, the Tokyo Game Show 2008 is different for me because, well – I’m going to be there! I’ve planned a trip to Japan and one of the trip highlights is the TGS. Awesomeness indeed.

Skrull Watch

7 Apr

So Secret Invasion #1 had finally been released. The wait, at last, is over, and we can finally get to some skrully goodness.

I decided, out of the pure goodness of my heart, to provide an analysis of the issue, and give you some of my theories and predictions. Just so you know – this is not a review. My review can be found elsewhere (for those who don’t read Hebrew, here’s a quick translation – it rocked!). So with that said, let’s get on with the analysis (naturally, there are spoilers here – so if you haven’t read the book, come back later).

Yu Da Man!

Many, including myself, have criticized Leinil Francis Yu’s pencil work. His art is very “messy” and in issues of New Avengers he’s been inking himself, which doesn’t look all that good. Secret Invasion is Yu’s claim to fame. He absolutely rocks on this book. Don’t believe me, check out this gorgeousness:

Skrullectra in all her glory

Let us list the possible turnoffs of Skrullectra:

  • She’s green. That’s not a “human” color.
  • That chin, it’s odd.
  • She’s an alien species. A shape-changing alien species. Who’s to say that’s not a dude?
  • She’s dead. And has been for at least a week or so (the flow of time is wonky in comics, for those just joining in).

Having said that, Skrullectra looks almost, dare I say it, beautiful in that panel.

Still not sold? Check out some of Yu’s “special effects” (i.e. things getting blown up):

Bye Bye Baxter BuildingS.W.O.R.D. goes BOOM

On the left you see the Baxter Building getting sucked into the Negative Zone. The small image doesn’t do it justice, as the effect, on page, looks amazing. Filmed movies haven’t accomplished this effect as well as it looks here. On the right, is S.W.O.R.D., being blown to smithereens. Granted, the majority of the props go to colorist Laura Martin, but she had to have something to work off of. And that’s a damn good looking explosion.

It’s in the Eyes!

I think I may be on to something here. But take a look at these revealed Skrulls:

It\'s always the Butler Susan Storm-Richards Henry Pym

For those who don’t immediatly recognize the pictured persons, from left to right: Jarvis, Sue Storm, Hank Pym. Notice something funny about these three?

Yep, all three have clear, near ice-blue eyes. Is this a coincidence? Am I reading to much into the issue? I would think so, except the issue include so many shots of eye close-ups, you’d think you’re watching an episode of Lost. So my theory is this – the Skrulls may be master shape-shifters, but they have one weakness, one flaw – for some reason, they can’t do eyes. No matter what shape they take, they’re stuck with these blue eyes.

If this is indeed true, and the blue eyes are a Skrull marker, then a run through the issue reveals the following as possible skrulls:

Et tu, Tony?

Yep, that’s a big one. Tony Stark, a.k.a Iron Man. Could one of the biggest heroes in the Marvel U. actually be a Skrull? He is the biggest target, and there are about 3 close-ups on Stark’s baby-blues throughout the issue.

Generic S.W.O.R.D. Agent #552

Ah, Generic S.W.O.R.D. Agent #552, how deceptive of you. Ok, this has absolutley no effect on the actual story, but it doesn’t it just look like Generic S.W.O.R.D. Agent #552 is speaking to Skrull-Skrull Dugan rather than Agent Brand? And G.S.A #552 could have helped Skrull-Skrull Dugan sneak a ginormous bomb on board…

Carol Danvers, Skrull

This one’s important, as it’s another clue to the Blue-Eyes thing. Those reading Ms. Marvel‘s own series (or following up on interviews) know that Ms. Marvel is a Skrull. Or at least one them is, apparently there’s more than one walking around. If someone can get the eye-color of the other one, it may help…

Songbird

So Songbird‘s a Skrull. Makes sense – seeing how she’s been on the Thunderbolts since day one. A good way to keep tabs on the most dangerous team currently operating in the Marvel U.

Can it be?

That’s Wolverine. He’s the only character in the book to get more eye-attention than Iron Man. And we’ll get back to him in a bit. Just, hold that thought.

The 70′s aren’t dead…

The Heroes Return?

My basic theory is that some of these heroes are the real deal, while some are Skrulls in disguise. What I would guess is that wherever the Skrulls kept the heroes, they threw some undercover folks as well, and when the good guys escaped, the Skrulls came with them, to keep tabs on them and cause more confusion. Alright from left to right:

  • Emma Frost, the White Queen – My guess is this is the real deal. I never bought Emma’s sudden change from villain to good girl. And she sure managed to snuggle her way up to a cozy position in X-Men leadership.
  • Spider-Man – Skrull. No way this is the real Peter, as not only does it throw the recent One More Day out the window, but any Spider-Man story in the last 30 years or so.
  • Luke Cage – This could go either way. I’m leaning towards Skrull, cause Bendis has a man-crush on Luke Cage.
  • Beast - The real McCoy. Horrible puns aside, Marvel has been talking about reverting Beast to his ape-like form for years. This is the perfect oppurtunity to do it. Plus, Beast is a great candidate to replace, as he is in the center of X-Men affair, while not being in the forefront as much as characters like Cyclops or Wolverine (hang tight on that one…).
  • Thor - Skrull. The return of Thor is way to important for the Thor running around over there to not be the real Thor.
  • Wonder Man – Skrull. There’s no reason to replace Wonder Man, he’s a C-list character at best. And the two Wonder Mans shown even look the same – that’s like doppleganger 101.
  • Sue Storm – Well, we did see a Sue-Skrull earlier in the issue, but that Skrull took another shape before switching to Sue. Why not just waltz into the Baxter as Sue? I’m still on the fence on this one.
  • Jean Grey – Ok, allow me to indulge in fan-service. I want Jean Grey back. I really do. So I’m gonna hope this is a real deal, even though I wouldn’t be willing to be on it.
  • Iron Man – Skrull. Sure we had the blue-eyes thing. But if Tony was a Skrull, he wouldn’t expose so many people to Skrullectra. Unless he wanted to sow confusion among the ranks of earth’s super-heroes. Still, Tony’s too big to be replaced, and it kinda throws Civil War and the Initiative out the window…
  • Hawkeye – Ah, Clint Barton. Bendis’ whipping boy. Bendis has killed Hawkeye once, brought him back only to kill him again, and then brought him back. On the one hand I’m thinking – enough is enough. On the second hand – Bendis does seem to enjoy fu**ing with Hawkeye. I’m gonna guess real deal for now.
  • Scarlet Witch – This one carries a lot with it. The whole House Of M was the result of the Scarlet Witch’s power. Can that power really be duplicated by a Skrull? The Skrulls would want to decrease the mutant population, but I doubt they can duplicate the reality-changing powers of the Scarlet Witch. After all, if they could do that – why not just say “No More Heroes” and be done with it? So – Skrull.
  • Vision – It’s a Skrull. The Vision was a robot. The Vision still is a robot. That’s just dumb, replacing a robot with a living being.
  • Jewel – This character is unique in that she was created by Bendis. Plus she’s been acting wonky latley, and the baby. My guess is this is the real deal.
  • Mockingbird – Let me be honest with you, I started reading when this character was long dead. So frankly, I haven’t the foggiest.
  • Captain America - Skrull. Do you really think the whole “Death of Captain America” was for nothing? Fat chance Marvel would throw away one of their greatest stories ever (still is, by the by).
  • Captain/Ms. Marvel – Skrull. There are already 2 Ms. Marvels running around, I don’t think they’re both skrulls, what’s the point of doing that?
  • Wolverine – Just a little bit more, we’re getting to that.

A Glance into the Past

I re-read New Avengers #1-6, House of M and Avengers: Disassembled, and I have to admit – there really are clues to Secret Invasion in those stories. In New Avengers #3 or 4, Wolverine joins the team. How does he join? He just shows up out of nowhere, in the middle of the Savage Land. When asked what he’s doing there, he replies with some cock-eyed reply. At the time, I just accepted it, but reading it now – it really reads as a lame excuse. Couple that with the fact I have a copy of the X-Men Encyclopedia, which states Wolverine’s eyes as being brown – and you come to the conclusion that Wolverine is Skrull. I don’t know if there are two running around, or if for this whole time Wolvy was a Skrull, but I’m willing to bet on it. Mark my words – Wolverine is a skrull.

Another potential Skrull I discovered while re-reading the older stories – Wasp. First off – notice how she’s conveniently absent from Secret Invasion #1 – the only Avenger not to be shown? That’s… suspicious. Secondly, if she is a Skrull, then she is single-handedly responsible for both Avengers: Disassembled and House of M. How so? In Disassembled (Avengers #502), Wasp and Wanda, in a flashback, are sitting by the pool chatting. Wasp brings up the topic of kids, and follows with “And you [Wanda] thought you could have two”. This follows:

Evasive, much?

If that’s not being evasive – I don’t know what is. Granted, Wasp wasn’t supposed to talk to Wanda about the kids. But had the Skrulls wanted Wanda to snap – wouldn’t that be the best way to go about it? Thus, of course, causing deaths amongst the Avengers and the decimation of the mutant population. If this theory turns out to be true, that my hat is off for Mr. Bendis as his planning of this whole thing has been nothing short of masterful.

Well, that’s it for now, hopefully the second issue will be just as good (if not better) and provide another lengthy post.

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